Choose your name wisely.

[13:06] Kevin Luis: polish people have the most fucked up names
[13:11] majorejulian: where the fuck did that come from
[13:12] Kevin Luis: cause i sometimes have to verify data from europe
[13:12] Kevin Luis: and the names are horrible
[13:12] Kevin Luis: esp when i have to check spelling
[13:12] majorejulian: i think indians have the worse
[13:13] majorejulian: kakarapatatak patel
[13:13] Kevin Luis: jesus
[13:13] majorejulian: kakarapa tatak pilipino patel
[13:14] Kevin Luis: SZCZYZ
[13:14] Kevin Luis: wtf kind of name is that
[13:14] Kevin Luis: how do you say that
[13:14] majorejulian: shut the fuck
[13:15] majorejulian: like the exit on the 15 when you're going to vegas
[13:15] majorejulian: zzyzx
[13:16] majorejulian: that's a fucking confirmation code for Southwest Airlines
[13:16] majorejulian: SZC ZYZ
[13:16] majorejulian: zic ziz
[13:16] Kevin Luis: bogdanek
[13:16] majorejulian: fuck you
[13:16] Kevin Luis: bartlomiej
[13:18] Kevin Luis: przbyslaw
[13:18] Kevin Luis: szczesny
[13:18] Kevin Luis: these are all 1st names btw
[13:18] majorejulian: prize by slaw
[13:18] Kevin Luis: the last names are even worse
[13:18] majorejulian: i think they're just frustrated when typing on the keyboard
[13:19] majorejulian: so they just bang their fingers in effigy
[13:19] majorejulian: iousam
[13:19] majorejulian: and whatever comes out is the name of their new born
[13:19] majorejulian: m,egiuu
[13:19] majorejulian: oiqi4wr,mn
[13:19] majorejulian: oiaekmnb
[13:19] majorejulian: fucking comma
[13:20] Kevin Luis: LOL
[13:20] Kevin Luis: poijfsldki
[13:20] majorejulian: uiq4tjkhgz
[13:20] Kevin Luis: kyrioufjkfzzyzyzydjfklayzki
[13:20] majorejulian: nmiduf521340654321asdf
[13:20] Kevin Luis: 4
[13:20] Kevin Luis: LOL stupid
[13:20] majorejulian: ha ha
[13:20] majorejulian: 4
[13:20] majorejulian: you fucker
[13:20] majorejulian: i'm laughing
[13:20] majorejulian: i just had to gasp for air
[13:21] Kevin Luis: so stupid
[13:21] majorejulian: 4
[13:21] majorejulian: ha ha
[13:23] Kevin Luis: it's like the le-a of poland
[13:24] majorejulian: i've put you on a time out btw
[13:24] Kevin Luis: thanks
[13:25] Kevin Luis: i should start spelling with numbers
[13:25] Kevin Luis: and symbols
[13:25] Kevin Luis: it'll be my new thing
[13:26] Kevin Luis: can't think of any though
[13:26] Kevin Luis: it's kinda challenging
[13:26] majorejulian: 111487 19 401112 1781773 11185 5937730 111174 171111183125
[13:26] Kevin Luis: lol not pager
[13:26] majorejulian: 
     [13:26] Michelle Andrews: i'm naming my daughter uzbekistania
     [13:26] Michelle Andrews: so don't talk shit about eastern european languages and names
     [13:26] Michelle Andrews: they tight
     [13:26] Michelle Andrews: like your anus
[13:27] Kevin Luis: jesus
[13:27] Kevin Luis: she SO doesn't know you


[16:39] Kevin Luis: omg there's 7 osha's??
[16:40] majorejulian: i can think of 5
[16:40] majorejulian: maybe 6
[16:40] majorejulian: but not 7
[16:40] Kevin Luis: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/21/DD0P1BI8O3.DTL
[16:40] Kevin Luis: hates their names btw
[16:41] Kevin Luis: wassana
[16:41] Kevin Luis: and lalita
[16:43] Kevin Luis: omg nuttawat
[16:43] Kevin Luis: i have to move my lips reading this fucking article
[16:45] Kevin Luis: Wassana Korkhieola married Derek Shotiveyaratana
[16:45] majorejulian: are they polish?
[16:45] Kevin Luis: so now she's Wassana Korkhieola Shotiveyaratana
[16:45] Kevin Luis: i fucking hate her
[16:46] majorejulian: fucking first sentence
[16:46] majorejulian: "When sisters Wassana Korkhieola and Lalita Souksamlane needed a name for their Thai restaurant in the Tenderloin..."
[16:46] majorejulian: really
[16:46] majorejulian: a new name for the restaurant?
[16:47] Kevin Luis: "It's easy to say," Souksamlane admits with a laugh.
[16:47] Kevin Luis: meaning SHE can't even pronounce her name
[16:47] majorejulian: it's easy to say... unlike my name
[16:47] Kevin Luis: lol i hate osha
[16:47] Kevin Luis: i'm never eating there again!!
[16:47] Kevin Luis: fuck you Wassana Korkhieola Shotiveyaratana
[16:48] Kevin Luis: Nuttawat Wongpisethkul was a regular at the Geary location - "It was the best in that area," jokes Wongpisethkul - before mustering enough courage to introduce himself to Souksamlane.
[16:48] Kevin Luis: this article is too mats
[16:49] Kevin Luis: omg then he married lalita!!
[16:50] Kevin Luis: so now she's Lalita Souksamlane Wongpisethkul
[16:50] Kevin Luis: I FUCKING HATE THEM
[16:51] majorejulian: Nutta what Wong Prize Thankful
[16:52] Kevin Luis: i can't
[16:53] Kevin Luis: it's beyond my powers
[16:53] Kevin Luis: i just can't
[16:56] Kevin Luis: so yeh 7 osha's huh
[16:56] Kevin Luis: go fig
[16:58] majorejulian: SO couldn't keep up with the names
[16:59] Kevin Luis: i had to make new ones for them in order to read the article
[17:00] Kevin Luis: it's just too mats
[17:02] Kevin Luis: ok time to go

FormSpring Friday's

Wha' Happen'd?

So... you're one of those...

what comes to mind when you think of the theme song to SHE-RA? 

Paramore, paramore, passe turn, pirouette, plie, abaresque turn, fouette, develope, MALAKAYA, SHA BAAM!

What are some of your "deal breakers" when it comes to sex? 

I once walked out on someone with webbed feet...

What imma do wit' all these plates?? 

@kevin ... you're stupid...

what are your fondest memories of Bombahouse? 

It could be a number of memories. 
1. The mysterious hole in the wall in the small the computer room (the one with Ben's high tech computer)... 
2. The impromptu naked photo shoot in the kitchen (Lord knows if that kitchen could talk...)... 
3. Or the any one of the parties (...where G was readily available)... 

And it only took 4 and a half months. =)

Dear Friend:
Today, I am announcing my candidacy for Lieutenant Governor of California.

I didn’t come to this decision easily, but, after a great deal of consultation with my family, constituents and supporters, I believe that the best way for me to serve is by taking all of the many things that are right about California and applying them to fixing what's wrong in Sacramento.  

The issues I fought for when I ran for Governor last year haven’t changed: our state still faces a massive budget crisis, painful unemployment, and rising student fees that threaten the stability and accessibility of our University system.  Too many Californians lack access to quality health care and too many schools are overcrowded and underfunded.

But, despite our challenges, I will always believe in California – the dynamism of its past and the promise of its future.  I’m also convinced that those of us who love this state have both an obligation and the capacity now to reform it and make it better. To do that, we need to embrace a new way of doing things in Sacramento and we need new leaders who are willing to stand up and change state government.

I’m proud that I have the support of Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate President Darrell Steinberg, Assembly Speaker John Perez, Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson, United Farm Workers co-founder Delores Huerta and California Nurses and teachers and I hope I can count on your support too.

On June 8th I need your vote, but I can’t get there without the resources to share my message of reform with millions of Californians.

Please Click Here To Support My Campaign And Its Vision For California.

Thank you for your support and for standing with me all these years, together we can make California better.

Sincerely,
 
Gavin Newsom

Ode to Kevin 1.0

As of right now, my life has been taken on a new adventure, and I haven't been able to post anything lately.

Mea Culpa.

I have been writing constantly; however, I haven't fine tuned any of them. Here is a list of titles that I've been working on for the past month.

• Fiasco Friday Finally Finishes

• Pet Peeves

• Strike a Pose

• Another DAMN Epiphany; and

• The Adventures of Huckleberry Crackhead

But until then, I just wanted to share my Ode to Kevin 1.0...just because we were bored at work today.

[12:44] majorejulian:  http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071021113419AAYCo66

[12:53] Kevin Luis: how in the fuck
[12:53] Kevin Luis: what part of sandstorm is that supposed to be
[12:53] majorejulian: hello'ing
[12:53] majorejulian: the main part
[12:54] majorejulian: dun dun dun dun dun... ERRR! ... dun dun dun dun dun...
[12:54] Kevin Luis: see!!
[12:54] Kevin Luis: he was missing the 5th dun
[12:54] Kevin Luis: on each line
[12:54] Kevin Luis: its 5 not 4
[12:55] majorejulian: dun dun dun dun dun.. DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN... Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun.. ERRR! dun dun dun dun dun
[12:55] Kevin Luis: jesus
[12:55] majorejulian: then the break down goes
[12:55] majorejulian: dun dun dun dun ERR ERR! dun dun dun dun ERR ERR! 
[12:55] majorejulian: dun dun dun dun ERR ERR! 
[12:55] majorejulian: dun dun dun dun ERR ERR! 
[12:56] majorejulian: dun dun dun ERR ERR .. dun dun dun ERR ERR!
[12:56] Kevin Luis: fuck you
[12:57] majorejulian: you SO can hear it
[12:57] majorejulian: can't you
[12:57] Kevin Luis: i would have used da instead of dun
[12:57] majorejulian: it actually sounds more like derr
[12:57] Kevin Luis: maybe dun at the end 
[12:57] Kevin Luis: yeh
[12:57] majorejulian: der der der der der....
[12:58] majorejulian: DUN! der der der der der
[12:58] majorejulian: actually
[12:58] majorejulian: more like EH!
[12:58] majorejulian: der der der der der...
[12:58] majorejulian: EH! der der der der der
[12:58] majorejulian: EH! EH! der der der der der
[12:58] Kevin Luis: dadadadadurr...DADADADADAdur dur...dadadadadurr
[12:58] Kevin Luis: LOLOL
[12:58] Kevin Luis: omg i have to walk away
[12:58] Kevin Luis: this is stupid
[12:58] majorejulian: i can't stop laughing
[12:59] majorejulian: i'm sweating again
[12:59] Kevin Luis: the last 20 lines of this convo is deaf tard chat


And for reference, we're talking about this song.