[13:26] majorejulian: do you eat oysters?
[13:26] majorejulian: we bought some at the jazz festival after you guys left
[13:26] majorejulian: i kinda want some for the boat house now
[13:26] Kevin Luis: no i don't
[13:26] Kevin Luis: were they deep fried
[13:40] majorejulian: bah
[13:40] majorejulian: should i buy a whole crate then?
[13:41] Kevin Luis: sheesh
[13:42] Kevin Luis: we can bbq on the boat right?
[13:42] Kevin Luis: i dunno anything about those snot rocks
[13:42] majorejulian: yeah, wasn't there a grill last time
[13:42] majorejulian: betch
[13:42] Kevin Luis: it just looks like u guys are licking loogies out of coral to me
[13:42] majorejulian: snot rocks
[13:42] Kevin Luis: its most digsusting
[13:42] majorejulian: that's disgusting
[13:43] majorejulian: its most disgusting
[13:43] majorejulian: fucking Jane Eyre speak
[13:43] majorejulian: it would be most swell
[13:43] majorejulian: most swell
[13:43] Kevin Luis: it looks like u guys are eatin fresh seagull shit of lava rocks
[13:43] majorejulian: you're fucking gross
[13:44] Kevin Luis: its what it looks like to me
[14:25] majorejulian: wait, so am i bringing oysters?
[14:26] Kevin Luis: i dunno
[14:26] Kevin Luis: axe [expletive]
[14:26] Kevin Luis: does he eat oysters?
[14:26] Kevin Luis: i'm sure the consensus would be yes
[14:26] majorejulian: no, he has eczema
[14:26] majorejulian: i'm not even sure who's going
[14:27] Kevin Luis: everyone but grace and josh
[14:27] Kevin Luis: oh glen and tribal are going to LA that weekend too
[14:27] Kevin Luis: but everyone else
[14:28] Kevin Luis: i think jeff is an oyster eater
[14:28] Kevin Luis: not sure about tj
[14:28] majorejulian: i was an oyster eater once
[14:29] majorejulian: i kinda enjoyed her cumming on my face
[14:29] majorejulian: super piso mojado
[14:29] Kevin Luis: jesus
[14:36] majorejulian: then we broke up cuz she wouldn't give me head
[14:36] majorejulian: SO stupid
[14:36] majorejulian: i complained to my straight friends, and they told me to stop eating her out until she gave me a bj
[14:36] majorejulian: so then she broke up with me
[14:36] majorejulian: what kind of shit is that?
[14:37] Kevin Luis: hahahah....girls
[14:37] majorejulian: girls are like sissy bottoms to me
[14:37] majorejulian: i don't mind them, but in bed, bleh
[14:37] Kevin Luis: u can never win with a female
[14:37] majorejulian: fighting to be on bottom
[14:37] majorejulian: so stupid
[14:37] Kevin Luis: lol
[14:38] majorejulian: i'm SO posting this conversation, btw
[14:44] Kevin Luis: omg
