Choose your name wisely.

[13:06] Kevin Luis: polish people have the most fucked up names
[13:11] majorejulian: where the fuck did that come from
[13:12] Kevin Luis: cause i sometimes have to verify data from europe
[13:12] Kevin Luis: and the names are horrible
[13:12] Kevin Luis: esp when i have to check spelling
[13:12] majorejulian: i think indians have the worse
[13:13] majorejulian: kakarapatatak patel
[13:13] Kevin Luis: jesus
[13:13] majorejulian: kakarapa tatak pilipino patel
[13:14] Kevin Luis: SZCZYZ
[13:14] Kevin Luis: wtf kind of name is that
[13:14] Kevin Luis: how do you say that
[13:14] majorejulian: shut the fuck
[13:15] majorejulian: like the exit on the 15 when you're going to vegas
[13:15] majorejulian: zzyzx
[13:16] majorejulian: that's a fucking confirmation code for Southwest Airlines
[13:16] majorejulian: SZC ZYZ
[13:16] majorejulian: zic ziz
[13:16] Kevin Luis: bogdanek
[13:16] majorejulian: fuck you
[13:16] Kevin Luis: bartlomiej
[13:18] Kevin Luis: przbyslaw
[13:18] Kevin Luis: szczesny
[13:18] Kevin Luis: these are all 1st names btw
[13:18] majorejulian: prize by slaw
[13:18] Kevin Luis: the last names are even worse
[13:18] majorejulian: i think they're just frustrated when typing on the keyboard
[13:19] majorejulian: so they just bang their fingers in effigy
[13:19] majorejulian: iousam
[13:19] majorejulian: and whatever comes out is the name of their new born
[13:19] majorejulian: m,egiuu
[13:19] majorejulian: oiqi4wr,mn
[13:19] majorejulian: oiaekmnb
[13:19] majorejulian: fucking comma
[13:20] Kevin Luis: LOL
[13:20] Kevin Luis: poijfsldki
[13:20] majorejulian: uiq4tjkhgz
[13:20] Kevin Luis: kyrioufjkfzzyzyzydjfklayzki
[13:20] majorejulian: nmiduf521340654321asdf
[13:20] Kevin Luis: 4
[13:20] Kevin Luis: LOL stupid
[13:20] majorejulian: ha ha
[13:20] majorejulian: 4
[13:20] majorejulian: you fucker
[13:20] majorejulian: i'm laughing
[13:20] majorejulian: i just had to gasp for air
[13:21] Kevin Luis: so stupid
[13:21] majorejulian: 4
[13:21] majorejulian: ha ha
[13:23] Kevin Luis: it's like the le-a of poland
[13:24] majorejulian: i've put you on a time out btw
[13:24] Kevin Luis: thanks
[13:25] Kevin Luis: i should start spelling with numbers
[13:25] Kevin Luis: and symbols
[13:25] Kevin Luis: it'll be my new thing
[13:26] Kevin Luis: can't think of any though
[13:26] Kevin Luis: it's kinda challenging
[13:26] majorejulian: 111487 19 401112 1781773 11185 5937730 111174 171111183125
[13:26] Kevin Luis: lol not pager
[13:26] majorejulian: 
     [13:26] Michelle Andrews: i'm naming my daughter uzbekistania
     [13:26] Michelle Andrews: so don't talk shit about eastern european languages and names
     [13:26] Michelle Andrews: they tight
     [13:26] Michelle Andrews: like your anus
[13:27] Kevin Luis: jesus
[13:27] Kevin Luis: she SO doesn't know you


[16:39] Kevin Luis: omg there's 7 osha's??
[16:40] majorejulian: i can think of 5
[16:40] majorejulian: maybe 6
[16:40] majorejulian: but not 7
[16:40] Kevin Luis: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/21/DD0P1BI8O3.DTL
[16:40] Kevin Luis: hates their names btw
[16:41] Kevin Luis: wassana
[16:41] Kevin Luis: and lalita
[16:43] Kevin Luis: omg nuttawat
[16:43] Kevin Luis: i have to move my lips reading this fucking article
[16:45] Kevin Luis: Wassana Korkhieola married Derek Shotiveyaratana
[16:45] majorejulian: are they polish?
[16:45] Kevin Luis: so now she's Wassana Korkhieola Shotiveyaratana
[16:45] Kevin Luis: i fucking hate her
[16:46] majorejulian: fucking first sentence
[16:46] majorejulian: "When sisters Wassana Korkhieola and Lalita Souksamlane needed a name for their Thai restaurant in the Tenderloin..."
[16:46] majorejulian: really
[16:46] majorejulian: a new name for the restaurant?
[16:47] Kevin Luis: "It's easy to say," Souksamlane admits with a laugh.
[16:47] Kevin Luis: meaning SHE can't even pronounce her name
[16:47] majorejulian: it's easy to say... unlike my name
[16:47] Kevin Luis: lol i hate osha
[16:47] Kevin Luis: i'm never eating there again!!
[16:47] Kevin Luis: fuck you Wassana Korkhieola Shotiveyaratana
[16:48] Kevin Luis: Nuttawat Wongpisethkul was a regular at the Geary location - "It was the best in that area," jokes Wongpisethkul - before mustering enough courage to introduce himself to Souksamlane.
[16:48] Kevin Luis: this article is too mats
[16:49] Kevin Luis: omg then he married lalita!!
[16:50] Kevin Luis: so now she's Lalita Souksamlane Wongpisethkul
[16:50] Kevin Luis: I FUCKING HATE THEM
[16:51] majorejulian: Nutta what Wong Prize Thankful
[16:52] Kevin Luis: i can't
[16:53] Kevin Luis: it's beyond my powers
[16:53] Kevin Luis: i just can't
[16:56] Kevin Luis: so yeh 7 osha's huh
[16:56] Kevin Luis: go fig
[16:58] majorejulian: SO couldn't keep up with the names
[16:59] Kevin Luis: i had to make new ones for them in order to read the article
[17:00] Kevin Luis: it's just too mats
[17:02] Kevin Luis: ok time to go