Fickity Fuck YOU, BETCH!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Giv'em Da Boot!

So this my friend Bonnie from long time ago. We used to kick it back in '96, but lost touch after working at Century. Apparently, she's friends with Michelle; how that happened, I have no idea.

Anywho, this is a picture at happy hour at Schroders. They have this 80oz boot full of beer. That's right...beer. That's 2 40's she's drinking. Its like bigger than her head or as big as a newborn, Jesus Christ. ...i mean bigger than a newborn in general...not a newborn Jesus Christ...

I wanna go here for my BDay this year. Anyone? ...Anyone? ...Bueller? .....Bueller?

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Welcome Back Grace!

So, I must say, this weekend should have been uneventful; however, things just never go that way for my group of friends.

You must be thinking what the hell is Grace doing with this car. In some cases, a few of you might be thinking this was the result of the night Grace was in the bonus round in Street Fighter that one night in the city. I, myself, too missed that night. I believe I was in Tahoe with Parangal.

So before I explain the picture, I have to describe the night before.

Kevin, Kirk, Rich and I were anticipating on staying in (Grace was in San Diego and everyone else was MIA). We were at The Trap ready to Guitar Hero World Tour it for the night and be content with the evening. We were playing this one stupid old 70's rock song and I kept fucking up on the bass on expert. The song is stupid because it's literally 15 minutes....yes.. 15 minutes. Of course my dumb ass messes up at 98 percent, which is close to 13 minutes... on our nth try. I think we got SO frustrated we decided to go out.

We get to Lime and all is well; however, just like clock work, something has to start with our group. I'm not sure how we got into it this time since it was just Kev, Kirk, Rich, and me; but, 3.0 starts shit with Rich. There's pushing and hollering, bouncer fleshlights are waving in the air...blah blah blah. And the whole time, I kept thinking to myself, "I just want to get back and pass that one song."

No punches were thrown, like all gay fights, and we end up leaving the club. We were on our way home and we get a call from Harvey. Harvey said he was on his way to Rich's place; however, when he arrived, he brought 41351324987413546084 people with him. Patrick was there, Kit showed up... and this one super twink Leo showed up.

Since we were Guitar Hero'ing it, I didn't see how the fight started, but what I hear is Harvey grabs Leo by the next and pins him against the wall in Rich's kitchen. After witnessing yet another gay fight with no punches thrown, everyone leaves and of course Kev, Kirk and I are still having trouble with the song.

5am comes around, and Rich get's a call from Edwin. Edwin says he was at Ray's house when they get into a fight cuz Nate was texting him, so Ray storms off with the car. 15 minutes later, Edwin get's a call from Ray saying he wrecked his car...while parking.

Since Edwin is from the East Bay, he called Rich and asked if we can pick up Ray. We were playing Marco Polo with Ray around Daly City until we found his car like this.

And as for Grace... we just told her about it and she wanted to see it right after we pick her up from the airport.

Sorry't import model circa 1995

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Ang sakit ang singit ko.

I'll be damned Nintendo came out with game called "singit" on the Wii. You would think someone would've said something.

So...if someone is so eager to buy this game...they would ask, "Have you played Wii Singit?"

... fucking h8tes it!!!

Another Moded Moment from Major E. Julian

I haven't blogged in a couple of days. I need to be on top of this more. Here is a short entry that sparked the "Major's Moded Moments of the Day" phenomenon back in 2006. "MMMD" was a series of moded moments that I encounter throughout the day that I share with everyone. I'll be sure to being it back this time around.

Dated
11:25 PM 4/19/2006
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So I've been talking to James from that one singing group way back when, and I've heard of the group before but I can't remember any of their songs.

Anywho, I was downloading music last night and ran into one of their songs. Something about not wanting to go on or something.

I texted him not too long ago saying I finally heard that song from "Interlude".
He corrected me and texted me back, Apparently, it's spelled "Innerlude".

To make things worse he asked me where I heard the song.
Then I said, "Oh, 6th day was singing it."

HA HA. How fucking moded was that?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Pillow Fight 2009!

So I had a very interesting Valentine's Day.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Amazing Grace. Happy Birthday!

In honor if Grace's B-Day weekend this year, I decided to post a "harmless" video of her partying in the city one night. This video was taken way back last year. It wasn't even her birthday weekend then, so it's anyone's guess how her weekend went this year.

Oh, Grace. Happy Birthday Girrrl!

Thursday, February 5, 2009

***Clarification***

I did not cut his hair. Just wanted to make that clear.

A promise... is a promise.

So Gil wants me to stop blogging about him. Apparently, someone reading this blog is telling him that I'm writing stuff about him, which I am, but only because he gives me the best material. And its not like I'm always writing stuff about him. Remember "Dad & Asian Hermaphrodites?" ...that had nothing to do with him at all.

True, I blog about him when he gets on my nerves; such as "STOP PLAYING THE VICTIM YOU FUCKING BITCH" or "God forgives; not me!" ...but...there are other blogs about him that aren't so bad at all. Have you read "Christmas Hell" or "la isla de las alcatres"? See...not all entries about him are bad...only when it needs to be.

Anyways, 3.0 asked me to go out tonight and have a drink with him. I told him that I shouldn't because I would never hear the end of it from Gil. Subsequently, 3.0 said he'll convince Gil to drink tonight if I wanted. I said go ahead to see what Gil would say.

Gil's phone rings and he starts speaking Tagalog. He tends to do that when he's hiding something. Anyways, I'm assuming he's speaking with 3.0 about going out tonight. He gets off the phone, and doesn't say anything; however, he starts cutting his hair. umm...is he planning on going out tonight and not telling me?

How about paying for February's rent first before spending it on alcohol? It's already the 5th...

imjustsayin... thought I'd put it out there.

Patisss 2002

Ok ok ok... I need to explain myself with this one. Some people have approached me about this video.

• "What the hell are you doing?"
• "Why are you topless?"
• "Where are you?"
• "Where can I learn to dance like you, Major?"

These are just some of the questions people have asked me when they come across this video.

Back during my SF State days I was a part of a Filipino organization on campus called the Pilipino American Collegiate Endeavor; PACE for short. In Spring of '02 PACE needed more money so we can pay for PCN.

Somehow, we came up with throwing another fundraiser called PATISSS. Pilipino American Talent in Speech, Song, and Sayaw (The Fall fundraiser is called SPAM: Showcasing Pilipino Artists and Musicians).

Anywho, Junior felt that Bing had his share of MC'ing for the year and nominated me as MC for the night. I must say, I thought Junior lost his mind when he said I should do it, but eveyrone agreed....and like a dumbass...I went along with it.

As far as the topless thing... lets just say I took a few pointers from Bing right before the show and the rest is history.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

*COUGH*

Urgh! The day has finally caught up to me. I finally got sick. I think it happened this weekend in Tahoe when Phuc and I were caught on the NV side of the mountain without a Kleenex to wipe our ass. Jesus!



I actually wanted to film the way down from the peak; however, I needed both hands to "do the dew." I eventually managed to get a clip of the bunny slope off of the First Ride ski lift, but just like a dumbass, the snow catches the back of my board cuz I'm too busy laughing at people around me.

Maybe I can get a clip the next time we head to Heavenly. Any takers?