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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Welcome Back Grace!

So, I must say, this weekend should have been uneventful; however, things just never go that way for my group of friends.

You must be thinking what the hell is Grace doing with this car. In some cases, a few of you might be thinking this was the result of the night Grace was in the bonus round in Street Fighter that one night in the city. I, myself, too missed that night. I believe I was in Tahoe with Parangal.

So before I explain the picture, I have to describe the night before.

Kevin, Kirk, Rich and I were anticipating on staying in (Grace was in San Diego and everyone else was MIA). We were at The Trap ready to Guitar Hero World Tour it for the night and be content with the evening. We were playing this one stupid old 70's rock song and I kept fucking up on the bass on expert. The song is stupid because it's literally 15 minutes....yes.. 15 minutes. Of course my dumb ass messes up at 98 percent, which is close to 13 minutes... on our nth try. I think we got SO frustrated we decided to go out.

We get to Lime and all is well; however, just like clock work, something has to start with our group. I'm not sure how we got into it this time since it was just Kev, Kirk, Rich, and me; but, 3.0 starts shit with Rich. There's pushing and hollering, bouncer fleshlights are waving in the air...blah blah blah. And the whole time, I kept thinking to myself, "I just want to get back and pass that one song."

No punches were thrown, like all gay fights, and we end up leaving the club. We were on our way home and we get a call from Harvey. Harvey said he was on his way to Rich's place; however, when he arrived, he brought 41351324987413546084 people with him. Patrick was there, Kit showed up... and this one super twink Leo showed up.

Since we were Guitar Hero'ing it, I didn't see how the fight started, but what I hear is Harvey grabs Leo by the next and pins him against the wall in Rich's kitchen. After witnessing yet another gay fight with no punches thrown, everyone leaves and of course Kev, Kirk and I are still having trouble with the song.

5am comes around, and Rich get's a call from Edwin. Edwin says he was at Ray's house when they get into a fight cuz Nate was texting him, so Ray storms off with the car. 15 minutes later, Edwin get's a call from Ray saying he wrecked his car...while parking.

Since Edwin is from the East Bay, he called Rich and asked if we can pick up Ray. We were playing Marco Polo with Ray around Daly City until we found his car like this.

And as for Grace... we just told her about it and she wanted to see it right after we pick her up from the airport.

Sorry't import model circa 1995

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