If you had to choose between being stuck on an island for the rest of your life with the "vallejo socialite" or being afflicted with forever raving syndrome from getting a flu shot, what form of suicide would you commit in order to avoid either situation?
simple and eloquent... death by Snoo-Snoo
if i was superman and you were lois lane, to what lengths would you go to find out the size of my ... tights?
if i were lois lane, i'd come to the conclusion that all men in tights are fags... yes, even YOU superman... even you.
have you ever taken a bath and stayed in the tub until all the water drained out?
yes, back when mother earth didn't give a fuck about that shit.
Guys or girls?
guys are hoes, girls are sluts; would prefer being around men and women most often.
Any juicy rumors?
besides knowing one of my friends have webbed feet? none thus far.
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